Australian politicians come in many moulds. Most are very entertaining. So it is today with regret that Australia bids farewell to Western Australia Leader of the Opposition, Troy Buswell.
Not quite at the same bizarre level of fetishism as former British politician Mark Oaten*, but certainly a record of survival that would make Peter Mandelson proud, Troy has over his year career in politics…
- Been caught out several times as a ‘seat sniffer’ of chairs vacated by female aides. On one occasion Troy apparently ‘groaned and writhed in sexual pleasure after lifting a chair above his head and sniffing the seat deeply’
- Pulled bra-snapping tricks on Labor party staffers
- ‘Squirrel-gripped’ (i.e. grabbed the testicles of) a fellow Member of Parliament.
Anyhow Troy today decided to quit politics to move 'onwards and upwards' in life. I supposed it'd be hard to go much lower...
(* if you've forgotten the exact reason why Mark Oaten resigned, a googling of 'shit', 'face', 'rent-boy', and 'eat' should assist)
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